Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
| Step Mom: | Our Server was checking you out, Haley. |
| Me: | Uh, that's nice. |
| Step Mom: | What, you don't think he's cute? |
| Dad: | She's Gay Tammy. |
| (Awkward Silence) | |
| Step-Mom: | Well whats so good about eating Pussy? |
| Me: | Excu- |
| Dad: | Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy. |
| (Longest Awkward Silence Ever) | |
| Me: | You said Pussy like 5 times . . . |
| Dad: | 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger. |
My sister just told me to invite friends over. Friends ? What are those ? Do they actually exist ?
(Source: dancingdaleyfortom)
