May 2013
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Natasha: how do you say i love you in indian?
Jay: maiṁ ēka bēvakūpha laṛakī hūm̐ (i am a stupid girl)
Natasha: maiṁ ēka bēvakūpha laṛakī hūm̐
Jay: how do you say i love you in spanish?
Natasha: me estoy haciendo caca (i am pooping)
April 2013
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March 2013
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February 2013
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Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
(Awkward Silence)
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Me: Excu-
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
daleydancingstyles:
My sister just told me to invite friends over. Friends ? What are those ? Do they actually exist ?
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True or False
How do you know if someone really likes you ?
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Have you ever fell in love with a catfish?
January 2013
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