Natasha: how do you say i love you in indian?
Jay: maiṁ ēka bēvakūpha laṛakī hūm̐ (i am a stupid girl)
Natasha: maiṁ ēka bēvakūpha laṛakī hūm̐
Jay: how do you say i love you in spanish?
Natasha: me estoy haciendo caca (i am pooping)
Me & My Dad telling My Step Mom I'm Gay
Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
Me: Uh, that's nice.
Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
(Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
daleydancingstyles: My sister just told me to invite friends over. Friends ? What are those ? Do they actually exist ?
True or False
How do you know if someone really likes you ?
Have you ever fell in love with a catfish?